BEHOLD! The very first issue of Hot Mess Mom Magazine, created with my co-editor Serena from the hilarious blog and parent humor account Mommy Cusses! Please let me know what you think and if this…
Posts tagged Adulting
Adulting AF- Throw Pillow Edition
If you’re anything like me, you may have looked at your house a few times in your life and thought: “What the fuck? A Grownup doesn’t live here. Oh no.” And I get it. Maybe…
People Sitting on The Edge of Anything
*The following amazing piece is a guest post written by my dear friend Stephanie from Twitter* Congratulations! Your diagnosis is general anxiety disorder. You now see a therapist named Sherry every week. Sherry sends you…
Guess What Bitches? Getting Old Ain’t so Bad
Well hot damn, I’ve finally hit it! Finally hit that age where I go to touch my face and realize it’s a good 2 inches lower than I last left it. And what an odd…
Mother’s Day Gift Guide for Sassy Ass Moms
Well fuck me sideways, here I was so angry at chickpeas still that I almost forgot that Mothers Day is fast approaching. In case you aren’t familiar, Mother’s day is when you celebrate the special…
Pinteresting Bullshit
As a woman in my mid thirties who is trying to be healthy, crafty, and PICTURE PERFECT IN EVERY GODDAMN WAY I do love me some Pinterest. If you aren’t familiar, Pinterest is a visual…
FML: Strugglebrow Edition
Have you ever found yourself suffering from mental instability, feeling unbalanced and this overwhelming sense that your entire life is out of whack? Me too girl. And the surprising cause? Its your damn eyebrows. via…
7 Types of Asshole You Find at The Grocery Store
If you ever wondered what purgatory is like haaaaavve you met the grocery store?? You might think that with this hair of mine that I frolic in meadows or floral fields, but nay. I frolic…
You Know What’s Healthy? Calming the Fuck Down
Today I want to talk about managing anxiety because this is by far my number one health struggle. Not diet, exercise (or lack thereof), or getting enough sleep. Just simply not letting my heart jump…
Making Friends As An Adult & Why We Probably Aren’t Friends
I’m a Hot Mess at Grown Up Friendship Making friends as an adult is so fucking confusing. Our grown up lives find us stripped of our identifiable markers for simple targeted friendship. It’s much harder…