Well hot damn, I’ve finally hit it! Finally hit that age where I go to touch my face and realize it’s a good 2 inches lower than I last left it. And what an odd…
Posts tagged Adulting
Pinteresting Bullshit
As a woman in my mid thirties who is trying to be healthy, crafty, and PICTURE PERFECT IN EVERY GODDAMN WAY I do love me some Pinterest. If you aren’t familiar, Pinterest is a visual…
FML: Strugglebrow Edition
Have you ever found yourself suffering from mental instability, feeling unbalanced and this overwhelming sense that your entire life is out of whack? Me too girl. And the surprising cause? Its your damn eyebrows. via…
7 Types of Asshole You Find at The Grocery Store
If you ever wondered what purgatory is like haaaaavve you met the grocery store?? You might think that with this hair of mine that I frolic in meadows or floral fields but Nay. I frolic…
You Know What’s Healthy? Calming the Fuck Down
Today I want to talk about managing anxiety because this is by far my number one health struggle. Not diet, exercise (or lack thereof), or getting enough sleep. Just simply not letting my heart jump…
Making Friends As An Adult & Why We Probably Aren’t Friends
I’m a Hot Mess at Grown Up Friendship Making friends as an adult is so fucking confusing. Our grown up lives find us stripped of our identifiable markers for simple targeted friendship. It’s much…
Hot Mess Cooking Hacks to Make People Think You’re a Master Chef
Pretty much all through my 20’s I would insist I was a bad cook with all of the dramatic foot stomping of a child that fakes being bad at shit so they aren’t, ya know,…
How to Stay Healthy During the Holidays
Staying healthy on an average day is a fucking struggle. Add in the holidays and you are royally screwed. For some reason our society revolves around food, food, and more food! In the holiday season…
Passive Aggressive Gift Guide
Oh the holidays. I have seen so many posts about cherishing your loved ones during this time, and how to make sappy memories, but there is very little out there for those people who maybe…
Your Ultimate Guide to Meal Planning
*This post is part of our Facebook “Get your Sh*t Together September!” If you are not following us on Facebook yet, head on over and give us a like!* I don’t think I have mentioned…