It’s Virgo Season Motherfuckers! Yep that’s MY season, AKA my birthday time, AKA lead up to the greatest holiday of them all- HALLOWEEN! I’m on the fence about the whole astrology thing, but I can…
The Surprising Way That Being A Dish Wench Helps Keep My Anxiety In Check
If I ever ended up on an episode of My Strange Addiction, it would probably be just me, a weird old lady who is addicted to oversharing about her personal issues. The camera would follow…
Ways To Exercise That Won’t Make You A Sad Mopey Bitch
Exercise is one of those things that’s supposed to be “good for us” but seems like a real pain in the ass. Almost all forms of exercise involve some form of movement which is like,…
Doctors Really Want You to Stop Putting Weird Stuff in Your Vagina
Ok ladies, let’s huddle. In the last week I’ve come across a few articles on my newsfeed of doctors urging women not to put certain things up their vaginas. Now I never would…
4 “What the Fuck!?” Health Trends for 2019
The world we live in today exposes us to a toxic slurry of chemicals, genetically modified Frankenfoods and a veritable smorgasbord of low vibe bullshittery. In a quest to get healthier, many folks will hop…
Get Your Shit Together with This Daily Journal Layout
I’m obsessed with bullet journals. I love the idea of a planner that’s fully customizable and can work as a to-do list, gratitude journal and goal planner all in one. The problem is, everytime I’ve…
4 Simple New Years Resolutions That Don’t Suck
Ahhhhh, New Years! That special time of year to take a look at the past 365 days while muttering “what the fuck was that” and firmly crossing all your fingers and toes that the upcoming…
HOT MESS MOM MAGAZINE- December 2018 Holiday Edition
My co-editor, Mommy Cusses, and I have been working hard to bring you another issue of Hot Mess Mom Magazine for December- this one is a special holiday edition featuring all the sweary Christmas content…
HOT MESS MOM MAGAZINE- November 2018 Issue
BEHOLD! The very first issue of Hot Mess Mom Magazine, created with my co-editor Serena from the hilarious blog and parent humor account Mommy Cusses! Please let me know what you think and if this…
Adulting AF- Throw Pillow Edition
If you’re anything like me, you may have looked at your house a few times in your life and thought: “What the fuck? A Grownup doesn’t live here. Oh no.” And I get it. Maybe…