Ok ladies, let’s huddle. In the last week I’ve come across a few articles on my newsfeed of doctors urging women not to put certain things up their vaginas. Now I never would…
4 “What the Fuck!?” Health Trends for 2019
The world we live in today exposes us to a toxic slurry of chemicals, genetically modified Frankenfoods and a veritable smorgasbord of low vibe bullshittery. In a quest to get healthier, many folks will hop…
Get Your Shit Together with This Daily Journal Layout
I’m obsessed with bullet journals. I love the idea of a planner that’s fully customizable and can work as a to-do list, gratitude journal and goal planner all in one. The problem is, everytime I’ve…
4 Simple New Years Resolutions That Don’t Suck
Ahhhhh, New Years! That special time of year to take a look at the past 365 days while muttering “what the fuck was that” and firmly crossing all your fingers and toes that the upcoming…
HOT MESS MOM MAGAZINE- December 2018 Holiday Edition
My co-editor, Mommy Cusses, and I have been working hard to bring you another issue of Hot Mess Mom Magazine for December- this one is a special holiday edition featuring all the sweary Christmas content…
HOT MESS MOM MAGAZINE- November 2018 Issue
BEHOLD! The very first issue of Hot Mess Mom Magazine, created with my co-editor Serena from the hilarious blog and parent humor account Mommy Cusses! Please let me know what you think and if this…
Adulting AF- Throw Pillow Edition
If you’re anything like me, you may have looked at your house a few times in your life and thought: “What the fuck? A Grownup doesn’t live here. Oh no.” And I get it. Maybe…
Solecito Salsa 7 Layer Dip Recipe
Ever heard of 7 layer dip? I’m sure you have. This is pretty much a party/potluck staple, and for good reason. It’s simple, portable, easy to make and it is absolutely heavenly delicious. Plus it…
Salsa Potatoes, Because the Only Thing Better than Carbs are SPICY CARBS
Potatoes are like the “bad boy” of the vegetable world. They get a terrible reputation, people always talk shit about how they’re “bad for you”, but deep down we all just love them and can’t…
People Sitting on The Edge of Anything
*The following amazing piece is a guest post written by my dear friend Stephanie from Twitter* Congratulations! Your diagnosis is general anxiety disorder. You now see a therapist named Sherry every week. Sherry sends you…