Well fuck me sideways, here I was so angry at chickpeas still that I almost forgot that Mothers Day is fast approaching. In case you aren’t familiar, Mother’s day is when you celebrate the special…
Chickpeas are Garbage
I’m sure you’re familiar with that phrase “with great power comes great responsibility”. It is truly important that each of us use our voice, and any platform we have available to us to speak out…
Pinteresting Bullshit
As a woman in my mid thirties who is trying to be healthy, crafty, and PICTURE PERFECT IN EVERY GODDAMN WAY I do love me some Pinterest. If you aren’t familiar, Pinterest is a visual…
Start a Blog they Said… It will be Fun They Said…
An Ultimate Guide to Blogging People ask me ALL THE TIME about blogging. There is a lot of “noise” on the web about blogging and so I thought it may be a good idea to…
FML: Strugglebrow Edition
Have you ever found yourself suffering from mental instability, feeling unbalanced and this overwhelming sense that your entire life is out of whack? Me too girl. And the surprising cause? Its your damn eyebrows. via…
Health Blogger Bullshit Detox
As you may have noticed I am blogging about health less and yes, part of that is because of my analytics (no one was reading my health posts/recipes) but to be honest there is so…
7 Types of Asshole You Find at The Grocery Store
If you ever wondered what purgatory is like haaaaavve you met the grocery store?? You might think that with this hair of mine that I frolic in meadows or floral fields but Nay. I frolic…
Simple Ways to Unfuck Your Life and be Happier
Happiness is a complicated concept. In this world of instant gratification, I for one am highly fucking offended that you can’t swipe your way to happiness. Swipe swipe swipe. Whenever I try and swipe my…
A Snapshot of Postpartum Depression and Recovery
This picture is like most photos, it likely has more meaning to myself the taker than it does to you, the viewer. This photo has immense meaning to me because it signifies recovery, hope and…
You Know What’s Healthy? Calming the Fuck Down
Today I want to talk about managing anxiety because this is by far my number one health struggle. Not diet, exercise (or lack thereof), or getting enough sleep. Just simply not letting my heart jump…