Ahhh, Seasonal Depression! Sure, the saying “Spring has sprung” is cute and all, but can we talk about the fact that there is NO cutesy term for the fact that Fall and Winter can come…
Choosing The Perfect Crystal To Stuff In Your Bra
Do you keep a high vibe by carting about healing crystals in your bra? If you don’t, maybe you should be! One of the hardest parts of parenting is that I can’t complete a thought…
Perfect Gifts For The Virgo In Your Life
It’s Virgo Season Motherfuckers! Yep that’s MY season, AKA my birthday time, AKA lead up to the greatest holiday of them all- HALLOWEEN! Time for Some Virgo gift ideas. I’m on the fence about the…
The One Weird Trick That Keeps My Anxiety At Bay
If I ever ended up on an episode of My Strange Addiction, it would probably be just me, a weird old lady who is addicted to oversharing about her personal issues. The camera would follow…
Ways To Exercise That Won’t Make You A Sad Mopey Bitch
Exercise is one of those things that’s supposed to be “good for us” but seems like a real pain in the ass. Almost all forms of exercise involve some form of movement which is like,…
Doctors Really Want You to Stop Putting Weird Stuff in Your Vagina
Ok ladies, let’s huddle. In the last week I’ve come across a few articles on my newsfeed of doctors urging women not to put certain things up their vaginas. Now I never would…
4 WTF Health Trends for 2019
The world we live in today exposes us to a toxic slurry of chemicals, genetically modified Frankenfoods and a veritable smorgasbord of low vibe bullshittery. In a quest to get healthier, many folks will hop…
Get Your Shit Together with This Daily Journal Layout
I’m obsessed with bullet journals. I love the idea of a planner that’s fully customizable and can work as a to-do list, gratitude journal and goal planner all in one. The problem is, everytime I’ve…
4 Simple New Years Resolutions That Don’t Suck
Ahhhhh, New Years! That special time of year to take a look at the past 365 days while muttering “what the fuck was that” and firmly crossing all your fingers and toes that the upcoming…
HOT MESS MOM MAGAZINE- December 2018 Holiday Edition
My co-editor, Mommy Cusses, and I have been working hard to bring you another issue of Hot Mess Mom Magazine for December- this one is a special holiday edition featuring all the sweary Christmas content…