Have you ever found yourself suffering from mental instability, feeling unbalanced and this overwhelming sense that your entire life is out of whack? Me too girl. And the surprising cause? Its your damn eyebrows. via…
Health Blogger Bullshit Detox
As you may have noticed I am blogging about health less and yes, part of that is because of my analytics (no one was reading my health posts/recipes) but to be honest there is so…
7 Types of Asshole You Find at The Grocery Store
If you ever wondered what purgatory is like haaaaavve you met the grocery store?? You might think that with this hair of mine that I frolic in meadows or floral fields, but nay. I frolic…
5 Ways to Unfuck Your Life and be Happier
Happiness is a complicated concept. In this world of instant gratification, I for one am highly fucking offended that you can’t swipe your way to happiness. Swipe swipe swipe. Whenever I try and swipe my…
A Snapshot of Postpartum Depression and Recovery
This picture is like most photos, it likely has more meaning to myself the taker than it does to you, the viewer. This photo has immense meaning to me because it signifies recovery, hope and…
You Know What’s Healthy? Calming the Fuck Down
Today I want to talk about managing anxiety because this is by far my number one health struggle. Not diet, exercise (or lack thereof), or getting enough sleep. Just simply not letting my heart jump…
Shopping with Kids and the Rise of the Machines
Today I went to the grocery store with my 2 little ones. BAD IDEA. I had about 4 items and decided to go through the self checkout. If you have ever done this you know…
Making Friends As An Adult & Why We Probably Aren’t Friends
I’m a Hot Mess at Grown Up Friendship Making friends as an adult is so fucking confusing. Our grown up lives find us stripped of our identifiable markers for simple targeted friendship. It’s much harder…
Chipotle Black Bean Vegan Meal Prep Bowls
Happy Meatless Monday Bitches! Time for some vegan meal prep. Chipotle Black Bean Vegan Meal Prep Bowls Right off the bat I’m gonna have to tell you that the magic in this recipe is in…
Hot Mess Cooking Hacks for Lazy Ass Folks
Pretty much all through my 20’s I would insist I was a bad cook with all of the dramatic foot stomping of a child that fakes being bad at shit so they aren’t, ya know,…