Ahhhhh, New Years! That special time of year to take a look at the past 365 days while muttering “what the fuck was that” and firmly crossing all your fingers and toes that the upcoming…
Browsing Category Lifestyle and Adulting
Adulting for Hot Messes! Resources for home organization, frugal living, mental health and getting your financial shit together. You’re a grown up dammit, time to live like one!
HOT MESS MOM MAGAZINE- December 2018 Holiday Edition
My co-editor, Mommy Cusses, and I have been working hard to bring you another issue of Hot Mess Mom Magazine for December- this one is a special holiday edition featuring all the sweary Christmas content…
HOT MESS MOM MAGAZINE- November 2018 Issue
BEHOLD! The very first issue of Hot Mess Mom Magazine, created with my co-editor Serena from the hilarious blog and parent humor account Mommy Cusses! Please let me know what you think and if this…
Adulting AF- Throw Pillow Edition
If you’re anything like me, you may have looked at your house a few times in your life and thought: “What the fuck? A Grownup doesn’t live here. Oh no.” And I get it. Maybe…
People Sitting on The Edge of Anything
*The following amazing piece is a guest post written by my dear friend Stephanie from Twitter* Congratulations! Your diagnosis is general anxiety disorder. You now see a therapist named Sherry every week. Sherry sends you…
Hashtagging the Universe
Remember a few years back (ok, maybe more than a few) when “The Secret” was all the rage? I remember watching the movie, and thinking it was the stupidest thing in the world- this film…
Guess What Bitches? Getting Old Ain’t so Bad
Well hot damn, I’ve finally hit it! Finally hit that age where I go to touch my face and realize it’s a good 2 inches lower than I last left it. And what an odd…
Depression is My Superpower
Despite my best efforts to seem like a badass carefree bitch on the Internet, the truth is I am a hyper sensitive INFJ who has spent a huge portion of my life dealing with mental…
Is Body Positivity Just Another Thing I’m Failing at in Life?
I would love to see myself as a body positive person however, I don’t know if I have ever been positive about anything in my life. By nature, I’m a super Negative Nelly and especially…
Mother’s Day Gift Guide for Sassy Ass Moms
Well fuck me sideways, here I was so angry at chickpeas still that I almost forgot that Mothers Day is fast approaching. In case you aren’t familiar, Mother’s day is when you celebrate the special…