Remember a few years back (ok, maybe more than a few) when “The Secret” was all the rage? I remember watching the movie, and thinking it was the stupidest thing in the world- this film…
Browsing Category Adulting
Adulting for Hot Messes! Resources for home organization, frugal living, mental health and getting your financial shit together. You’re a grown up dammit, time to live like one!
Guess What Bitches? Getting Old Ain’t so Bad
Well hot damn, I’ve finally hit it! Finally hit that age where I go to touch my face and realize it’s a good 2 inches lower than I last left it. And what an odd…
Depression is My Superpower
Despite my best efforts to seem like a badass carefree bitch on the Internet, the truth is I am a hyper sensitive INFJ who has spent a huge portion of my life dealing with mental…
Is Body Positivity Just Another Thing I’m Failing at in Life?
I would love to see myself as a body positive person however, I don’t know if I have ever been positive about anything in my life. By nature, I’m a super Negative Nelly and especially…
Mother’s Day Gift Guide for Sassy Ass Moms
Well fuck me sideways, here I was so angry at chickpeas still that I almost forgot that Mothers Day is fast approaching. In case you aren’t familiar, Mother’s day is when you celebrate the special…
Pinteresting Bullshit
As a woman in my mid thirties who is trying to be healthy, crafty, and PICTURE PERFECT IN EVERY GODDAMN WAY I do love me some Pinterest. If you aren’t familiar, Pinterest is a visual…
Start a Blog they Said… It will be Fun They Said…
An Ultimate Guide to Blogging People ask me ALL THE TIME about blogging. There is a lot of “noise” on the web about blogging and so I thought it may be a good idea to…
FML: Strugglebrow Edition
Have you ever found yourself suffering from mental instability, feeling unbalanced and this overwhelming sense that your entire life is out of whack? Me too girl. And the surprising cause? Its your damn eyebrows. via…
7 Types of Asshole You Find at The Grocery Store
If you ever wondered what purgatory is like haaaaavve you met the grocery store?? You might think that with this hair of mine that I frolic in meadows or floral fields, but nay. I frolic…
5 Ways to Unfuck Your Life and be Happier
Happiness is a complicated concept. In this world of instant gratification, I for one am highly fucking offended that you can’t swipe your way to happiness. Swipe swipe swipe. Whenever I try and swipe my…